Good afternoon and welcome to my contact form; if it’s not afternoon wherever you are currently then you can just go to hell.
“But it says all this shit on your main page” I hear you blurting out, we read all this already. Look, I am writing a bunch of words here because apparently, it’s not cool to have a blank contact page with no text, so I’m honestly not writing this for you at all. I want those crawling digital web scanner bastards to end up here and see I have a shit-load of text and give me a checkmark and up my web score.
You may think this is now a double-diss. Because I told you to visit the underworld (if it’s not currently the afternoon where you are). And just there I tipped my hand that my speaking to you on this contact page is only to make bots happy.
And I think you may be right…
You should send me a note to complain! Which you can do with the fields below (if I set this shit up right). Happy winter!