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Chicken and Mambo: the Best Sauce you Never Had

Nothing goes better with a 40 oz and good conversation than Chicken and Mambo

NXIVM operated in the Capital Region, a place with a surprising history, and my historian dad who was oblivious to NXIVM and his cancer.

Was Aspercreme’s commercial jingle the best ever? You bet your sweet Aspercreme it was! Until a conservative controversy and a heart attack!

THERE IS NO PHOTOSHOP ENHANCE FEATURE The policeman stood over me, looking over my shoulder. “Zoom in,” he said. “…No, zoom all the way in.” I was struggling to get … Continue reading PHOTOSHOP: NOT GREAT AT CATCHING BANK ROBBERS

How are rivers named and why are some of those names really stupid or really racist? We gave the fun of naming shit to long dead people.

ONE-LETTER INITIAL SIGNEES VERSUS THE REST OF US You sir or ma’am are a nobody, that is, according to your last email. The email you sent had your full first … Continue reading One-Letter Initial in Your Email? Please Don’t.

Feta is the cheese you think you like, you order a salad & click the add feta check-box; they give you a mound of friggin’ feta & a leaf.

Shepherdstown is a great place to get drunk and annoy ghosts. If you are more mature and would like a nice family getaway, it can do that too

Knoll lens flares are like quick-clot for Navy Seals — they make motion design easy, they look great, and we have the Knoll’s to thank for it

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUT? Pizza Hut in the 80s and 90s was an actual dining experience, one that, due to delivery and covid only lives on in our collective … Continue reading Pizza Hut Nostalgia, it was an Experience in the 80s

Rectangle school pizza was the pinnacle of the school lunchroom culinary experience even for kids bad enough to be sent to military school.