Feta Sucks: Stop Eating Feta, The Most Over-Used Cheese
Feta is the cheese you think you like, you order a salad & click the add feta check-box; they give you a mound of friggin’ feta & a leaf.
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Recycling Content & Reimagining to Save Your Assets
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The 90s Apple Jacks Brand: We Just Like It, So Go To Hell.
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