DON’T PLAY YOUR ACOUSTIC GUITAR AROUND ME
Anyone pulls an acoustic guitar out, and I make for the exits. It is too awkward being the only audience for your personal show.
Tag: military school life
The Right Way to Shower; Wash Your Legs
You should be washing your legs — it takes moments, and it is worth the trouble considering your ass is essentially glued to them.
MILITARY SCHOOL: GET READY FOR DUMB DIY
Did your parents send you to military school? And did you learn some seriously dubious DIY there? I surely did. From mace to blowdarts to hanging toilet paper roll dispensers. All nonlethal and seriously dumb— check it out!
Long Live the Periodically Awesome McDonald’s McRib
If McDonald’s had ever tasked Botticelli with creating a sandwich, it would be the McRib.
Homemade Mixtape: What made my Military School Mixtape
My military school mixtape was an ever-evolving analog account of the music I was obsessed with in the early to mid-90s — what would easily become my favorite decade of Hip-Hop music