DON’T PLAY YOUR ACOUSTIC GUITAR AROUND ME
Anyone pulls an acoustic guitar out, and I make for the exits. It is too awkward being the only audience for your personal show.
I'm Ray — I Like Pizza
Anyone pulls an acoustic guitar out, and I make for the exits. It is too awkward being the only audience for your personal show.
You should be washing your legs — it takes moments, and it is worth the trouble considering your ass is essentially glued to them.
Did your parents send you to military school? And did you learn some seriously dubious DIY there? I surely did. From mace to blowdarts to hanging toilet paper roll dispensers. All nonlethal and seriously dumb— check it out!
If McDonald’s had ever tasked Botticelli with creating a sandwich, it would be the McRib.
My military school mixtape was an ever-evolving analog account of the music I was obsessed with in the early to mid-90s — what would easily become my favorite decade of Hip-Hop music