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DON’T PLAY YOUR ACOUSTIC GUITAR AROUND ME

Anyone pulls an acoustic guitar out, and I make for the exits. It is too awkward being the only audience for your personal show.

Do you want to know what Calvin Coolidge would look like as a Hip-Hop DJ? I thought I did, and got some visually assaulting nightmare fuel.

Looking for the best ambience podcast? Would you want it to include train and airplane rides or are you more of a fan fan?

Unbelievable shit is the type of thing that would immediately go viral if you had caught it on the camera

Why are online recipes so friggin’ long?! It has something to do with how search engines reward long-form content.

A Peloton stalker and worse arises from a need for first place on a recovery ride where instructions are to take it easy.

The death of Optimus Prime probably affected you more than the deaths of some family members

What gallbladder surgery can be like and the mini vacation that follows

Nothing goes better with a 40 oz and good conversation than Chicken and Mambo

NXIVM operated in the Capital Region, a place with a surprising history, and my historian dad who was oblivious to NXIVM and his cancer.

Was Aspercreme’s commercial jingle the best ever? You bet your sweet Aspercreme it was! Until a conservative controversy and a heart attack!

THERE IS NO PHOTOSHOP ENHANCE FEATURE The policeman stood over me, looking over my shoulder. “Zoom in,” he said. “…No, zoom all the way in.” I was struggling to get … Continue reading PHOTOSHOP: NOT GREAT AT CATCHING BANK ROBBERS