Marketing Creative — I Like Quiche
ONE-LETTER INITIAL SIGNEES VERSUS THE REST OF US You sir or ma’am are a nobody, that is, according to your last email. The email you sent had your full first … Continue reading One-Letter Initial in Your Email? Please Don’t.
Feta is the cheese you think like, you order a salad & click the add feta check-box; they give you a mound of friggin’ feta & a leaf.
Shepherdstown is a great place to get drunk and annoy ghosts. If you are more mature and would like a nice family getaway, it can do that too
LENS FLARES IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE Lens flares for motion design is like quick-clot for Navy Seals. Let me paint the scene, the news department orders an open animation … Continue reading Lens Flares: it’s not just the Comic Sans of Filters
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUT? Pizza Hut in the 80s and 90s was an actual dining experience, one that, due to delivery and covid only lives on in our collective … Continue reading Pizza Hut Nostalgia, it was an Experience in the 80s
Marketing during the coronavirus isn’t something I’m seeing discussed very much right now. There’s plenty of interesting articles about marketing after the coronavirus. How will marketing look in a post-COVID … Continue reading MARKETING AND THE CORONAVIRUS: WHAT WORKS?
Rectangle school pizza was the pinnacle of the school lunchroom culinary experience even for kids bad enough to be sent to military school.
Coronavirus looks extra scary when you just got hit by a tornado and you’re trying to finish your last course on social media marketing in grad school.
Jargonauts are jargon-aficionados that destroy company meetings with incomprehensible jargon, acronyms, and irrelevant PowerPoint slides. They must be stopped.
The viral walking dead Whopper that degrades from beauty to zombie in a quick succession of timelapse images, it’s gross and will probably win some awards.
Troll Marketing is fun to read, but must be a challenge for the trolls behind the wheel where staying on top is essential. It reminds me of military school.
Remember when Barbara in HR, kept sending around emails with that goddamn floral background? And everyone wanted to know how she was doing it because “it is sooo coool.” Barbara killed email’s coolness, like 20 years ago. If anyone asks, “Is email dead?” Thank Barbara