Could you be kicked out of heaven*? What happens for digital souls in the AI Afterlife when the contract service agreement has expired?
Anyone pulls an acoustic guitar out, and I make for the exits. It is too awkward being the only audience for your personal show.
You should be washing your legs — it takes moments, and it is worth the trouble considering your ass is essentially glued to them.
Do you want to know what Calvin Coolidge would look like as a Hip-Hop DJ? I thought I did, and got some visually assaulting nightmare fuel.
Looking for the best ambience podcast? Would you want it to include train and airplane rides or are you more of a fan fan?
It didn’t get much better than exploring 90s homes with a plastic Uzi to ogle amenities like master bathrooms with friggin’ hot tubs — but those, then futuristic amenities, have not aged well.
Unbelievable shit is the type of thing that would immediately go viral if you had caught it on the camera
Why are online recipes so friggin’ long?! It has something to do with how search engines reward long-form content.
Did your parents send you to military school? And did you learn some seriously dubious DIY there? I surely did. From mace to blowdarts to hanging toilet paper roll dispensers. All nonlethal and seriously dumb— check it out!
A Peloton stalker and worse arises from a need for first place on a recovery ride where instructions are to take it easy.
The death of Optimus Prime probably affected you more than the deaths of some family members
What gallbladder surgery can be like and the mini vacation that follows
Nothing goes better with a 40 oz and good conversation than Chicken and Mambo