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Is Email Dead? Or More Accurately Will Anyone Read Your Marketing Email?

Remember when Barbara in HR, kept sending around emails with that goddamn floral background? And everyone wanted to know how she was doing it because “it is sooo coool.” Barbara killed email’s coolness, like 20 years ago. If anyone asks, “Is email dead?” Thank Barbara

Hark! the Half-Elvis Sings (and How to Properly Cook Bacon)

Bacon is overrated for a good reason; it’s such a beautiful piece of meat that it ascends to an almost mythical station. It can’t live up to, and at the same … Continue reading Hark! the Half-Elvis Sings (and How to Properly Cook Bacon)

Oh Hello, Orkut

Orkut, the social platform was a nutty potpourri of ahead of its time inventiveness, a massive portion of communality, a pinch of sophomoric amoralism; all chased down with an air of digital exclusivity, and mothered by the, even then, the formable mothership that was Google.