THE PROXY COMPLEX — AN AI AFTERLIFE STORY
Could you be kicked out of heaven*? What happens for digital souls in the AI Afterlife when the contract service agreement has expired?
Recent Posts
DON’T PLAY YOUR ACOUSTIC GUITAR AROUND ME
Anyone pulls an acoustic guitar out, and I make for the exits. It is too awkward being the only audience for your personal show.
The Right Way to Shower; Wash Your Legs
You should be washing your legs — it takes moments, and it is worth the trouble considering your ass is essentially glued to them.
AI-Generated Art Sucks; Not in the Way You Think
Do you want to know what Calvin Coolidge would look like as a Hip-Hop DJ? I thought I did, and got some visually assaulting nightmare fuel.
The Best Ambience Podcast is Strange
Looking for the best ambience podcast? Would you want it to include train and airplane rides or are you more of a fan fan?
Gross Hot Tubs, Sega, and Laundry Chutes: Our 90s Homes
It didn’t get much better than exploring 90s homes with a plastic Uzi to ogle amenities like master bathrooms with friggin’ hot tubs — but those, then futuristic amenities, have not aged well.
Unbelievable Shit; and the Turkey That Flew Into a Lady
Unbelievable shit is the type of thing that would immediately go viral if you had caught it on the camera
Revenge Recipes; and why Online Recipes are so Long
Why are online recipes so friggin’ long?! It has something to do with how search engines reward long-form content.
MILITARY SCHOOL: GET READY FOR DUMB DIY
Did your parents send you to military school? And did you learn some seriously dubious DIY there? I surely did. From mace to blowdarts to hanging toilet paper roll dispensers. All nonlethal and seriously dumb— check it out!
I Had a Peloton Stalker, and I Think He May Have Died
A Peloton stalker and worse arises from a need for first place on a recovery ride where instructions are to take it easy.
80s CARTOONS AND THE DEATH OF OPTIMUS PRIME
The death of Optimus Prime probably affected you more than the deaths of some family members
What Gallbladder Surgery is Like
What gallbladder surgery can be like and the mini vacation that follows
Chicken and Mambo: the Best Sauce you Never Had
Nothing goes better with a 40 oz and good conversation than Chicken and Mambo