Feta Sucks: Stop Eating Feta, The Most Over-Used Cheese
Feta is the cheese you think like, you order a salad & click the add feta check-box; they give you a mound of friggin’ feta & a leaf.
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SHEPHERDSTOWN: VISIT A TOWN WITH GREAT FOOD & GHOSTS
Shepherdstown is a great place to get drunk and annoy ghosts. If you are more mature and would like a nice family getaway, it can do that too
Lens Flares: it’s not just the Comic Sans of Filters
LENS FLARES IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE Lens flares for motion design is like quick-clot for Navy Seals. Let me paint the scene, the news department orders an open animation … Continue reading Lens Flares: it’s not just the Comic Sans of Filters
Pizza Hut Nostalgia, it was an Experience in the 80s
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUT? Pizza Hut in the 80s and 90s was an actual dining experience, one that, due to delivery and covid only lives on in our collective … Continue reading Pizza Hut Nostalgia, it was an Experience in the 80s
MARKETING AND THE CORONAVIRUS: WHAT WORKS?
Marketing during the coronavirus isn’t something I’m seeing discussed very much right now. There’s plenty of interesting articles about marketing after the coronavirus. How will marketing look in a post-COVID … Continue reading MARKETING AND THE CORONAVIRUS: WHAT WORKS?
Rectangle School Pizza: Love comes in a Rectangle
Rectangle school pizza was the pinnacle of the school lunchroom culinary experience even for kids bad enough to be sent to military school.
Coronavirus: the Cherry on Top of a Shitty 2020
Coronavirus looks extra scary when you just got hit by a tornado and you’re trying to finish your last course on social media marketing in grad school.
Jason is a Jargonaut; Inane Infographics, Jargon, & your mom.
Jargonauts are jargon-aficionados that destroy company meetings with incomprehensible jargon, acronyms, and irrelevant PowerPoint slides. They must be stopped.
VIRAL WHOPPER: Burger King’s Aging Hairy Gross-Burger
The viral walking dead Whopper that degrades from beauty to zombie in a quick succession of timelapse images, it’s gross and will probably win some awards.
TROLL MARKETING: ASSHOLE IS THE NEW GENIAL
Troll Marketing is fun to read, but must be a challenge for the trolls behind the wheel where staying on top is essential. It reminds me of military school.
Recycling Content & Reimagining to Save Your Assets
YOU MAY FAIL WITH NO STRATEGY Your company is going to fail without having a spectacularly spectacular social media content strategy! If you are not re-imagining and recycling content, you … Continue reading Recycling Content & Reimagining to Save Your Assets
The 90s Apple Jacks Brand: We Just Like It, So Go To Hell.
We like Apple Jacks and we really don’t give a damn what you think, that was seemingly the 90s Apple Jacks message. It was manufactured Gen X cynicism.
Is Email Dead? Or More Accurately Will Anyone Read Your Marketing Email?
Remember when Barbara in HR, kept sending around emails with that goddamn floral background? And everyone wanted to know how she was doing it because “it is sooo coool.” Barbara killed email’s coolness, like 20 years ago. If anyone asks, “Is email dead?” Thank Barbara