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DON’T PLAY YOUR ACOUSTIC GUITAR AROUND ME

Anyone pulls an acoustic guitar out, and I make for the exits. It is too awkward being the only audience for your personal show.

A hand hold soap and text implores you to wash your legs

By thereelray January 7, 2023January 7, 2023

The Right Way to Shower; Wash Your Legs

You should be washing your legs — it takes moments, and it is worth the trouble considering your ass is essentially glued to them.

By thereelray November 20, 2022November 23, 2022

AI-Generated Art Sucks; Not in the Way You Think

Do you want to know what Calvin Coolidge would look like as a Hip-Hop DJ? I thought I did, and got some visually assaulting nightmare fuel.

By thereelray October 29, 2022November 10, 2022

The Best Ambience Podcast is Strange

Looking for the best ambience podcast? Would you want it to include train and airplane rides or are you more of a fan fan?

By thereelray September 5, 2022September 5, 2022

Gross Hot Tubs, Sega, and Laundry Chutes: Our 90s Homes

It didn’t get much better than exploring 90s homes with a plastic Uzi to ogle amenities like master bathrooms with friggin’ hot tubs — but those, then futuristic amenities, have not aged well.

By thereelray April 7, 2022April 7, 2022

Unbelievable Shit; and the Turkey That Flew Into a Lady

Unbelievable shit is the type of thing that would immediately go viral if you had caught it on the camera

By thereelray February 27, 2022January 21, 2023

Revenge Recipes; and why Online Recipes are so Long

Why are online recipes so friggin’ long?! It has something to do with how search engines reward long-form content.

By thereelray February 13, 2022January 21, 2023

MILITARY SCHOOL: GET READY FOR DUMB DIY

Did your parents send you to military school? And did you learn some seriously dubious DIY there? I surely did. From mace to blowdarts to hanging toilet paper roll dispensers. All nonlethal and seriously dumb— check it out!